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  Okay class, I have something behind my back which is rectangular, small and black....
• One Monday morning the teacher told her second grade class that each student would have to go to the blackboard and draw something exciting that happened at home on the weekend.
  Little Johnny drew a broken vase and little Mary drew a broken lamp....
• Unknown A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "Does anyone know Jesus' Mother's name?
  Susie raised her hand and said, "It was Mary....
• A school teacher is conducting a show and tell session with her second grade class.
  She says, "I have something in my hand. It is small, round and red. Do you know what it is?...
• A teacher stood in front of her grade school classroom and said, "Behind my back, I'm holding something round and hard and red.
  What is it." Tommy raised his hand and said, "A red ball....
• Naughty Johnny It is near the end of the school year, the teacher has written her reports, and there's really nothing to do.
  All the kids are restless because it's Friday afternoon and not much is happening....
• Little Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
  Teacher: Of course not. Little Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework....
• The first grade teacher assigns her class to use the word "contagious" in a sentence.
  The next day, she asks who has their assignment done....
• Little Johnny: "I'm Too Smart" Johnnie says, "I'm too smart for the first grade.
  My sister's in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is!...