Teacher: Johnny, Give Me A Sentence Starting With "I".
Jokes from Emails
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Little Johnny: I is...
Teacher: No, Little Johnny. Always say "I am."
Little Johnny: All right. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Little Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not. Little Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework....
LITTLE JOHNNY The teacher asked little Johnny, "What's two and two?
. He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers and said, "Four, teacher?...
Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Little Johnny: No, I'm Little Johnny.
Teacher: Why are you late? Little Johnny: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign? Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow. "That's what I did....
Little Johnny Learns to Count... The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
"Yes," he says, "I do. My father taught me." "Good....
Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper. Little Johnny: I hope you didn't, too.
Little Johnny Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and show us North America.
Little Johnny: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?...
Teacher; Didn't you promise to behave? Little Johnny
Yes, sir. Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you misbahaved?...
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day? Little Johnny: I get up early.