Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Little Johnny: I is...
Teacher: No, Little Johnny. Always say "I am."
Little Johnny: All right. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Little Johnny: I is...
Teacher: No, Little Johnny. Always say "I am."
Little Johnny: All right. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Related:
- Little Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not. Little Johnny: Good, because... - LITTLE JOHNNY
The teacher asked little Johnny, "What's two and two?".
He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers and said, "Four,... - Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Little Johnny: No,
I'm Little Johnny... - Teacher: Why are you late?
Little Johnny: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign? Little Johnny: The one that says... - Little Johnny Learns to Count...
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
"Yes," he says, "I do. My father taught me." "Good... - Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
Little Johnny: I hope you didn't, too... - Little Johnny
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and show us North America.
Little Johnny: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, class... - Teacher; Didn't you promise to behave?
Little Johnny:
Yes, sir. Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you... - Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Little Johnny: I get up early...
From the same category:
- This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing
a red firefighter's hat and sitting in a red wagon which is being pulled
slowly by a large Labador Retriever.
When he got... - The Mermaid
There's these three guys and they're out having a relaxing day fishing.
Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be... - Christmas 2000
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.
Please read the following carefully....... I regret... - My daughter Louise says: (nwod esion taht nruT) If the religious fundies
are so worried about (trohs oot si triks tahT) satanic backward masked
messages being inserted into pop records,
why (moor... - CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED
SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do you Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER...
