Teacher: Are You Chewing Gum? Little Johnny: No, I'm Little Johnny.
Jokes from Emails
Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Little Johnny: No, I'm Little Johnny.
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Little Johnny: I is... Teacher: No, Little Johnny....
Little Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not. Little Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework....
Teacher: Why are you late? Little Johnny: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign? Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow. "That's what I did....
Little Johnny Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and show us North America.
Little Johnny: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?...
Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper. Little Johnny: I hope you didn't, too.
Teacher; Didn't you promise to behave? Little Johnny
Yes, sir. Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you misbahaved?...
Little Johnny Learns to Count... The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
"Yes," he says, "I do. My father taught me." "Good....
Little Johnny, the class troublemaker then raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I have something in my pants.
It is long, thin, and has a pink end. Do YOU know what it is?...
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day? Little Johnny: I get up early.