Teacher: I Hope I Didn't See You Looking At Don's Paper. Little Johnny: I Hope You Didn't, Too.
Jokes from Emails
Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
Little Johnny: I hope you didn't, too.
Little Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not. Little Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework....
I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE RIDE....
Teacher: Why are you late? Little Johnny: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign? Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow. "That's what I did....
Spoken in a granny voice) "Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Little Johnny: I is... Teacher: No, Little Johnny....
Teacher; Didn't you promise to behave? Little Johnny
Yes, sir. Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you misbahaved?...
Sources. Hope you enjoy them as much as I do!
Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Little Johnny: No, I'm Little Johnny.
Ask for date A good-looking young man began making almost daily trips to my window to withdraw or deposit money.
I wasn't sure it was because of me until he presented this note with his bank book...