Little Johnny
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and show us North America.
Little Johnny: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Little Johnny!
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and show us North America.
Little Johnny: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Little Johnny!
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- Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Little Johnny: No,
I'm Little Johnny... - Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Little Johnny: I is... Teacher: No, Little Johnny.... - Teacher: Why are you late?
Little Johnny: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign? Little Johnny: The one that says... - Little Johnny, the class troublemaker then raised his hand and said,
"Teacher, I have something in my pants. It is long... - There was this little kid in grade 2 whose name was Johnny.
He went to school with grade 2's. (!) Anyway, every... - Little Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not. Little Johnny: Good, because... - A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psychology courses.
She starts her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks... - Naughty Johnny
It is near the end of the school year,
the teacher has written her reports, and there's really... - Little Johnny Learns to Count...
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
"Yes," he says, "I do. My father taught me." "Good...
