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• Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Little Johnny: No, I'm Little Johnny.
• Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
  Little Johnny: I is... Teacher: No, Little Johnny....
• Teacher: Why are you late? Little Johnny: Because of the sign.
  Teacher: What sign? Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow. "That's what I did....
• Little Johnny, the class troublemaker then raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I have something in my pants.
  It is long, thin, and has a pink end. Do YOU know what it is?...
• There was this little kid in grade 2 whose name was Johnny.
  He went to school with grade 2's. (!) Anyway, every Monday, after school the teacher would ask the student's in Johnny's class some trivia questio...
• Little Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
  Teacher: Of course not. Little Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework....
• A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psychology courses.
  She starts her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up....
• Naughty Johnny It is near the end of the school year, the teacher has written her reports, and there's really nothing to do.
  All the kids are restless because it's Friday afternoon and not much is happening....
• Little Johnny Learns to Count... The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
  "Yes," he says, "I do. My father taught me." "Good....