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• A Fishy Story It was April 4th 44, being a quadruple leap year, I was driving downtown Atlantis, my Baracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray and it was overheating.
  I pulled into a Shell Station, they said I'd blown a seal....
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  My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray and it was overheating....
• Reminds me of the guy who was out fishing all day, and frustrated with only catching one fish, took the fish to bed with him.
  His wife came to bed and wanted to make love. "Not tonight", the fisherman replied, "I have a haddock....
• RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS A girl phoned me the other day and said .
  ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....
• houses --- In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything.
  Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check....
• fishing --- Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali.
  He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• Here are my categories, with examples (his): ENGLISH
  I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out....