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  A man was walking by and said "Wow what a goddamn fish!...
• Stupid People... Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
  That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything....
• One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather.
  One Sunday, early in the morning, he went to the river, as usual....
• The same guys go on a fishing trip to Canada. When they get there, they hire a guide and go out on the lake.
  One guy is getting all the bites at first. As he hauls in the first one, the guide pulls it up out of the water and throws it back....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• A NEW YEAR’S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD Beginnings end.
  ..and endings begin. That’s either a Biblical paraphrase or a Microsoft credo....
• Administrative note: "All about Baseball" is reportedly just a slightly modified version of an original piece about Cricke
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• I went fishing one day just for the halibut, but all I caught was a haddock, so I went home and took a bunch of aspirins, and then my herring got impaired.