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  I pulled into a Shell Station, they said I'd blown a seal....
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  His wife came to bed and wanted to make love. "Not tonight", the fisherman replied, "I have a haddock....
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
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• Here are my categories, with examples (his): ENGLISH
  I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out....
• houses --- In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything.
  Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check....