Jeff's favorite sport? Back-packing! His favorite childhood game?

Jeff's favorite sport? Back-packing!

His favorite childhood game? Tic-Tac-Toe

What did Jeff the Chef say when he met police at the door?
"Just a second, I've got buns in the oven!"

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