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• Jeff's favorite book: "A Farewell to Arms." Jeff had trouble picking up dates.
  ..they had to leave their friends behind. "I don't think Jeff likes me -- he's always giving me the cold shoulder!...
• Jeff's favorite sport? Back-packing! His favorite childhood game?
  Tic-Tac-Toe What did Jeff the Chef say when he met police at the door?...
• A lot of times, Jeff's neighbors get mad and go off half- cocked.
  Jeff's favorite expression? "Eat your heart out!...
• Jeff's favorite country group? The Kentucky Headhunters.
  When Jeff needs to deodorize his refrigerator, he just needs to put in the hammer....
• Jeff's last job? In a bodyshop. Jeff originated the idea of "Hands Across America.
  Jeff's favorite part of a hockey game...the face off....
• Jeff has a kid -- he's spoiled rotten! Every time Jeff breaks up with a guy, the guy goes all to pieces!
  Jeff's favorite brand of clothing? Dis-Members only....
• When they took Jeff away, he begged police, "Have a heart!
  Jeff's favorite candy bar is Buttered Fingers. Jeff the Chef won a three-legged race at the fair....
• What has two heads, three legs, six arms and hums? A refrigerator in Milwaukee!
  Jeff doesn't mind when people give him the finger. Jeff's favorite grocery store? Chop'n'Save....
• Jeff's favorite toast at a party..."Bottoms Up!" What do Wisconsin and New Jersey have in common?
  Hack'n'Sack! Jeff's favorite vacation spot? Hungary!...