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• Jeff's favorite book: "A Farewell to Arms." Jeff had trouble picking up dates.
  ..they had to leave their friends behind. "I don't think Jeff likes me -- he's always giving me the cold shoulder!...
• What did Jeff say when he finished eating one of his neighbors?
  I've had my Phil." Why does Jeff love to eat convicts?...
• People love to invite Jeff to parties. He's a real cut-up!
  Gay men love Jeff. They know they can always drop by for a cold one....
• When Jeff worked, how did he get paid? Severance! Why was Jeff the Chef thrown out of the Navy?
  When they yelled "All hands on deck" he showed up with silverware!...
• Jeff's favorite sport? Back-packing! His favorite childhood game?
  Tic-Tac-Toe What did Jeff the Chef say when he met police at the door?...
• Jeff's favorite option on a car? Tilt wheel. Why?
  More headroom! What does Jeff call a 10 car pileup?...
• When Jeff gets sick of something, he throws up his hands.
  Jeff's third favorite sandwich? Cold Cuts! Jeff's favorite store? Footlocker!...
• A lot of times, Jeff's neighbors get mad and go off half- cocked.
  Jeff's favorite expression? "Eat your heart out!...
• Jeff has a kid -- he's spoiled rotten! Every time Jeff breaks up with a guy, the guy goes all to pieces!
  Jeff's favorite brand of clothing? Dis-Members only....