Why was Jeff fired from a bank? He was eating all the
"Bills".
What's Jeff's favorite chewing gum? "Denny-teen"
Why did Jeff always make girls nervous? He was always giving
them the eye.
"Bills".
What's Jeff's favorite chewing gum? "Denny-teen"
Why did Jeff always make girls nervous? He was always giving
them the eye.
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Every time Jeff breaks up with a guy,
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