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• When Jeff gets sick of something, he throws up his hands.
  Jeff's third favorite sandwich? Cold Cuts! Jeff's favorite store? Footlocker!...
• When Jeff worked, how did he get paid? Severance! Why was Jeff the Chef thrown out of the Navy?
  When they yelled "All hands on deck" he showed up with silverware!...
• JEFFREY DAHMER JOKES Q: What other charges will be filed against Dahmer?
  A: Selling arms to Iran. Q: What were they playing on the radio when the police entered Dahmer's apartment?...
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• Jeff's favorite country group? The Kentucky Headhunters.
  When Jeff needs to deodorize his refrigerator, he just needs to put in the hammer....
• Why is Jeff the butt of so many jokes? Because you are what you eat!
  Jeff's favorite tropical blender drink is a Penis Colada....