When Jeff worked, how did he get paid? Severance! Why was Jeff the Chef thrown out of the Navy?

When Jeff worked, how did he get paid? Severance!

Why was Jeff the Chef thrown out of the Navy? When they
yelled "All hands on deck" he showed up with silverware!

What was his rank in the Navy? Sergeant at Arms!

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