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  A: Selling arms to Iran. Q: What were they playing on the radio when the police entered Dahmer's apartment?...
• Jeff's favorite sport? Back-packing! His favorite childhood game?
  Tic-Tac-Toe What did Jeff the Chef say when he met police at the door?...
• When Jeff gets sick of something, he throws up his hands.
  Jeff's third favorite sandwich? Cold Cuts! Jeff's favorite store? Footlocker!...
• Jeff says at a party, "Sorry...I guess I really put your foot in my mouth that time!
  One of Jeff's surviving neighbors just flew in from Milwaukee....
• Jeff has a kid -- he's spoiled rotten! Every time Jeff breaks up with a guy, the guy goes all to pieces!
  Jeff's favorite brand of clothing? Dis-Members only....
• Jeff's favorite book: "A Farewell to Arms." Jeff had trouble picking up dates.
  ..they had to leave their friends behind. "I don't think Jeff likes me -- he's always giving me the cold shoulder!...
• A lot of times, Jeff's neighbors get mad and go off half- cocked.
  Jeff's favorite expression? "Eat your heart out!...
• Jeff bought a new refrigerator. It seats six. UPDATE
  Jeff replaced his 6-seater refrigerator or one with more elbow room....
• Jeff invited his mom over for dinner. They were in the dining room eating quietly for awhile when Jeff's mom looked up and said, "You know, Jeff, I don't really like your friends.
  Jeff replied, "That's O.K., mom, just eat your vegetables....