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• What did Jeff say when he finished eating one of his neighbors?
  I've had my Phil." Why does Jeff love to eat convicts?...
• Jeff's favorite toast at a party..."Bottoms Up!" What do Wisconsin and New Jersey have in common?
  Hack'n'Sack! Jeff's favorite vacation spot? Hungary!...
• JEFFREY DAHMER JOKES Q: What other charges will be filed against Dahmer?
  A: Selling arms to Iran. Q: What were they playing on the radio when the police entered Dahmer's apartment?...
• When they took Jeff away, he begged police, "Have a heart!
  Jeff's favorite candy bar is Buttered Fingers. Jeff the Chef won a three-legged race at the fair....
• Jeff's favorite antacid? Rec-Tums! Sometimes Jeff has to flip a coin to decide what to eat.
  ..heads or tails. Jeff's favorite frozen dessert is Eyes Cream!...
• When Jeff gets sick of something, he throws up his hands.
  Jeff's third favorite sandwich? Cold Cuts! Jeff's favorite store? Footlocker!...
• What has two heads, three legs, six arms and hums? A refrigerator in Milwaukee!
  Jeff doesn't mind when people give him the finger. Jeff's favorite grocery store? Chop'n'Save....
• New product -- Jeff Dahmer Super Ointment: gets rid of athlete's foot, athlete's head, athlete's arm.
  .. Jeff's favorite past-time...finger pointing. What do Cinderella's fairy godmother and Jeff have in common?...