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  The doctor examined him, and noticed that he had a 14-inch cock....
• A middle aged buisnessman goes to see his physician.
  "Doctor, I've got this problem," the man says....
• A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very hesitant about describing her problem.
  Eventually the doctor manages to discover that she thinks she may be sexually perverted....
• A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very hesitant about describing her problem.
  Eventually the doctor manages to discover that she thinks she may be sexually perverted....
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  ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....
• Gobbler said, "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like a turkey!
  "I see," said the doctor. "How long have you had this problem?...
• Once upon a time a sailor ran into his doctor's office and begged him for help.
  He pulled down his pants and showed the doctor his dick, which was sporting a ruby red ring around the tip....
• Steve Wright: I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
  So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify"....