A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor
people. Needless to say, this was an especially important deal, and it
was imperative that he make the best possible impression.
On the morning of the presentation he awoke to find himself passing gas, in
large volumes, with the unpleasant characteristic of sounding like "HONDA".
The man was besides himself. Every few minutes "HONDA", "HONDA"....
Unable to stop this aberrant behavior, and in desperate need to terminate
these odious and rather embarrassing emissions, he sought a physicians aid.
After a full examination, the doctor told him that there was nothing
inherently wrong with him and that he would just have to wait it out.
Being unwilling to accept this state of affairs he visited a second and
then a third doctor all of whom told him the same thing. Finally one medic
suggested that he visit a dentist.
Well although he could not see how a dentist was going to be of any help,
he visited one anyway.
Lo and behold, the dentist said, "Ah, there's the problem"
"What is it?" the man asked.
"Why you have an abscess," said the dentist.
"An abscess. How could that be causing my problem?" asked the man.
"That's easy," replied the dentist.
"Why everyone knows...Abscess makes the fart go Honda."
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
