In the waiting room you wait your turn.
Don't breathe in if you don't want germs.
Come into my office and have a seat,
I'm Doctor Killer, pleased to meet
Hello there, you say you're ill?
Better cough up, 'cos I don't bulk-bill.
Lie down here; does it hurt?
I'll put this cold thing up your shirt.
Then I'll stick this thing up your nose,
While you take off all your clothes.
Lots of probes, and then some.
In your ear and up your bum.
Ah ha! I know what's wrong with you!
Much more serious than just the flu.
What would you like, a box of pills?
I do hope that you've made a will.
Take ten of these ten times a day;
Now piss off; on the way out, pay.
Oh dear, he's dead, where's that nurse?
I'll get her to call the hearse.
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
