THE DOCTOR (Toxic Custard Workshop) In the waiting room you wait your turn.

THE DOCTOR
(Toxic Custard Workshop)

In the waiting room you wait your turn.
Don't breathe in if you don't want germs.
Come into my office and have a seat,
I'm Doctor Killer, pleased to meet

Hello there, you say you're ill?
Better cough up, 'cos I don't bulk-bill.
Lie down here; does it hurt?
I'll put this cold thing up your shirt.

Then I'll stick this thing up your nose,
While you take off all your clothes.
Lots of probes, and then some.
In your ear and up your bum.
Ah ha! I know what's wrong with you!
Much more serious than just the flu.
What would you like, a box of pills?
I do hope that you've made a will.

Take ten of these ten times a day;
Now piss off; on the way out, pay.
Oh dear, he's dead, where's that nurse?
I'll get her to call the hearse.
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