Rodney Dangerfield: I Went To My Doctor And Told Him, "Hey, Doc!

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Rodney Dangerfield:

I went to my doctor and told him, "Hey, Doc! I just took an entire bottle
of sleeping pills. What should I do?" He said, "Go home, have a couple
of drinks, and get some rest!!"

"I told my doctor I wanna stop aging, he gave me a gun!"

"I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised
his fee!"

"I met the surgeon general, he offered me a cigarette!"