A guy went to get a vasectomy (under general anesthesia). While the guy was
asleep, the doctor mistakenly cut his nuts off. Seeing this, the nurse
leaned over and told the doc, "Just sew on two onions - he won't know the
difference." So, the doctor did it and sent the guy on his way. A week later
the guy came in for a checkup. He told the surgeon, "Doc, everything feels
okay, but three strange things have happened since the operation." The doctor
looked perplexed, and asked him to explain, The patient continued, "Everytime
my wife gives me a blowjob she gets bad breath; everytime I pee, I want to
cry, and every time I pass a hamburger stand I get a hard-on ..."
asleep, the doctor mistakenly cut his nuts off. Seeing this, the nurse
leaned over and told the doc, "Just sew on two onions - he won't know the
difference." So, the doctor did it and sent the guy on his way. A week later
the guy came in for a checkup. He told the surgeon, "Doc, everything feels
okay, but three strange things have happened since the operation." The doctor
looked perplexed, and asked him to explain, The patient continued, "Everytime
my wife gives me a blowjob she gets bad breath; everytime I pee, I want to
cry, and every time I pass a hamburger stand I get a hard-on ..."
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