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• We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
• In a vaguely phoneco-operator voice: "I'm sorry, you have reached an imaginary number.
  Would you please rotate your telephone by ninety degrees and try your call again....
• The number you've dialed is purely imaginary, multiply by i and dial again!
• You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
• Hi, you have reached .... Please leave your name, phone number and a message and if we like it we will return your call".
• This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland.
  Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision....
• Ring, Ring: The number you have xxx-xxxx (your number) has been changed, the new number is xxx-xxxx (again, your number).
  CULATA!...
• The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password.