Wasn't Yesterday Your And Your Wife's First Wedding Anniversary?
"Wasn't yesterday your and your wife's first wedding anniversary? What is it like having being married to a mathematician for a whole year?"
"She just filed for divorce..."
"I don't believe it! Did you forget about your wedding day?"
"No. Actually, on my way back home from work, I stopped at a flower store and bought a bouquet of red roses for my wife. When I came home, I gave her the roses and
said: `I love you.'"
"So, what happened?!"
"Well, she took the roses, slapped them around my face, kicked me in the groin, and threw me out of our apartment..."
"What a bitch!"
"No, no... it's all my fault... I should have said: `I love you
and only you
A Floral Apology... A man stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for his wife.
As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on his bouquet, another man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses....
A FEW THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man....
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
Wet_Dream_ It was April the 41st. Being a quadruple leap year, I was driving in downtown Atlantis.
My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray and it was overheating....
Straight Out Of The Eighties... This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of being children of the eighties, or listened to music on a regular basis.
If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....
A Fishy Story It was April 4th 44, being a quadruple leap year, I was driving downtown Atlantis, my Baracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray and it was overheating.
I pulled into a Shell Station, they said I'd blown a seal....
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MY DOG "Sex") Usually, everyone who has a dog either calls it 'Rover' or 'Fifi' or some- thing.
I called mine 'Sex.' Well, 'Sex' is a very embarrassing name....
A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....