Wasn't Yesterday Your And Your Wife's First Wedding Anniversary?

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"Wasn't yesterday your and your wife's first wedding anniversary? What is it like having being married to a mathematician for a whole year?"

"She just filed for divorce..."

"I don't believe it! Did you forget about your wedding day?"

"No. Actually, on my way back home from work, I stopped at a flower store and bought a bouquet of red roses for my wife. When I came home, I gave her the roses and
said: `I love you.'"

"So, what happened?!"

"Well, she took the roses, slapped them around my face, kicked me in the groin, and threw me out of our apartment..."

"What a bitch!"

"No, no... it's all my fault... I should have said: `I love you and only you.'."