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• A bright, well-behaved little boy lived with his parents and grandparents in suburbia.
  One evening, the boy's father passed outside his bedroom and was pleased to hear him kneeling beside his bed saying his prayers....
• One day a kid came home and yelled, "Ma, Ma, I had sex for the first time today!
  The mother was outraged and sent the kid upstairs to his room....
• There was a wealthy Jewish (non-Christian) who owned a nail company.
  His only son had just graduated from college and the father wanted to get him involved in the company....
• One day, an old French sausage maker whose sausages were renowned worldwide decided the time had come for him to retire
  but as the business had been in his family for generations and wanted to keep it so, he was keen his not too bright only son and heir take over the running....
• After a hillbilly spent his first night with his new bride, he returned home the next day to his father.
  He said, "Paw, I had to kill my wife." His paw asked him why, to which his son replied that he discovered she was a virgin....
• From: suhre@trwrb.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre) Subjec
  Brown Cow, White Cow Date: 27 Jun 88 19:17:31 GMT There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred....
• There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred.
  So, he borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture....
• A young lady had unwantedly become pregnant and wanted an abortion.
  Unfortunately, a medical examination showed she could not and when told so by her doctor she broke down and cried....
• Kids Say the Darndest Things (Young Wisdom - Out of the Mouths of Babes) A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
  On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens....