There was a young girl of the Azores
Whose cunt was covered in sores
The dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat
That hung in festoons from her drawers
Whose cunt was covered in sores
The dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat
That hung in festoons from her drawers
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