151 There Was A Young Girl Of Des Moines Whose Cunt Could Be Fitted With Coi
151 There was a young girl of Des Moines
Whose cunt could be fitted with coins,
Till a guy from Hoboken
Went and dropped in a token,
And now she rides free on the ferry.
There was a young girl from Hoboken Who claimed that her hymen was broken From riding her bike On a cobblestone pike But it really was broken from pokin'!
There was a young girl from Sofia Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
She said, "It`s a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
148 There was a young lady whose cunt Could accomodate a small punt.
Her mother said, "Annie, It matches your fanny, Which never was that of a runt....
There once was a queen of Bulgaria Whose bush had grown hairier and hairier, Till a prince from Peru Who came up for a screw Had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier.
138 There once was a queen of Bulgaria Whose bush had grown hairier and hairie
Till a prince from Peru Who came up for a screw Had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier....
188 There was a young girl of LLewellyn Whose breasts were as big as a melon.
They were big it is true, But here cunt was big too, Like a bifocal, full-color, aerial view Of Cape Horn and the Straits of Magellan....