151 There was a young girl of Des Moines
Whose cunt could be fitted with coins,
Till a guy from Hoboken
Went and dropped in a token,
And now she rides free on the ferry.
Whose cunt could be fitted with coins,
Till a guy from Hoboken
Went and dropped in a token,
And now she rides free on the ferry.
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Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
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Could accomodate a small punt.
Her mother said, "Annie, It matches your fanny, Which never was that of a runt.... - There once was a queen of Bulgaria Whose bush had grown hairier and hairier, Till a prince from Peru Who came up for a screw Had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier.
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Whose bush had grown hairier and hairie
Till a prince from Peru Who came up for a screw Had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier.... - 188 There was a young girl of LLewellyn
Whose breasts were as big as a melon.
They were big it is true, But here cunt was big too, Like a bifocal, full-color, aerial view Of Cape Horn and the Straits of Magellan....
