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• 23 There was a young lady of Dee Who went down to the river to pee.
  A man in a punt Put his hand on her cunt, And God! how I wish it were me....
• There once was a floozie named Annie Whose prices were cosy -- but canny
  A buck for a fuck, Fifty cents for a suck, And a dime for a feel of her fanny....
• 187 There was a young lady of Lincoln Who said that her cunt was a pink'un, So she had a prick lent her Which turned it magenta, This artful old lady of Lincoln.
• There was a young man of Nantucket Whose prick was so long he could suck it.
  He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it....
• 181 There was an old lady of Kewry Whose cunt was a `lusus naturae'
  The `introitus vaginae', Was unnaturally tiny, And the thought of it filled her with fury....
• Amish and The Elevator An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.
  They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again....
• The Elevator... An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.
  They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again....
• The Mystery of an Elevator An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.
  They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move....