There Once Was A Whore Of The Azores, Whose Snatch Was So Covered With Sores, That The Dogs In The Street, Wouldn't Touch The Green Meat, Which Hung In Festoons From Her Drawers.

There Once Was A Whore Of The Azores, Whose Snatch Was So Covered With Sores, That The Dogs In The Street, Wouldn't Touch The Green Meat, Which Hung In Festoons From Her Drawers.

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There once was a whore of the Azores,
Whose snatch was so covered with sores,
That the dogs in the street,
Wouldn't touch the green meat,
Which hung in festoons from her drawers.

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