188 There was a young girl of LLewellyn
Whose breasts were as big as a melon.
They were big it is true,
But here cunt was big too,
Like a bifocal, full-color, aerial view
Of Cape Horn and the Straits of Magellan.
Whose breasts were as big as a melon.
They were big it is true,
But here cunt was big too,
Like a bifocal, full-color, aerial view
Of Cape Horn and the Straits of Magellan.
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