Limericks - Dirty
There once was a young barmaid from Wales
On her breasts were written the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
The prices were tatooed in braille
There once was a harlot at Yale With her price-list tattooed on her tail, And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, She had it embroidered in Braille.
There once was a floozie named Annie Whose prices were cosy -- but canny
A buck for a fuck, Fifty cents for a suck, And a dime for a feel of her fanny....
An anthropologist was deep in the Amazon jungle. He and his native guide stopped at a remote village.
As they were drinking water from gourds, the anthropologist saw a beautiful young girl walk out of a hut....
Alligator Shoes A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking....
When the sisters of William Penn's mother opened a new bakery?
There was an uproar in the area because their pastry prices were so high....
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There was a young girl of Penzance Who boarded a bus in a trance The passengers fucked her, Likewise the conducter, The driver shot off in his pants.
There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair....
The famous Statesman, William Penn, had two old aunts named Natalie and Ellie who were great at baking pies.
But, alas, they got greedy and raised the prices up and up till all the people in Quakertown were talking about the pie rates of Penn's aunts....
There once was a young lady from Heath, Who circumcised young men with her teeth, She said with a grin, "It's not for the skin," "But rather for the cheese underneath.