There Once Was A Young Lady From Heath, Who Circumcised Young Men With Her Teeth, She Said With A Grin, "It's Not For The Skin," "But Rather For The Cheese Underneath.
There once was a young lady from Heath,
Who circumcised young men with her teeth,
She said with a grin,
"It's not for the skin,"
"But rather for the cheese underneath."
There was a young lady from Cue Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They`ll pay to get out of it too....
There was an old woman from leith Who would circumcise men with her teeth It wasn`t for fame, or love of the game but to get at the cheese underneath.
There was a young whore from kaloo Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They can pay to get out again too!...
There was a young lady from Maine Who claimed she had men on her brain.
But you knew from the view, As her abdomen grew, It was not on her brain that he'd lain....
There was a young lady from China Who mistook for her mouth her vagina.
Her clitoris huge She covered with rouge And lipsticked her labia minor....
187 There was a young lady of Lincoln Who said that her cunt was a pink'un, So she had a prick lent her Which turned it magenta, This artful old lady of Lincoln.
There was a young lady of Trent Who said that she knew what it meant When he asked her to dine, Private room, lots of wine, 'She knew, oh she knew!
but she went!...
116 There was a young lady of Twickenham Who thought men had not enough prick in 'em.
On her knees every day To god she would pray To lengthen and stregthen and thicken 'em....