An anthropologist was deep in the Amazon jungle. He and his native guide
stopped at a remote village. As they were drinking water from gourds, the
anthropologist saw a beautiful young girl walk out of a hut. The sun danced
off the glistening tops of her breasts and her smile was captivating. "Who's
that?" asked the anthropologist. "Unh, that daughter of chief," replied
the guide. "Damn," replied the anthropologist, who had been in the jungle
for many months, "I'd sure like to eat her!" To which the guide replied,
"Unh, me too."
stopped at a remote village. As they were drinking water from gourds, the
anthropologist saw a beautiful young girl walk out of a hut. The sun danced
off the glistening tops of her breasts and her smile was captivating. "Who's
that?" asked the anthropologist. "Unh, that daughter of chief," replied
the guide. "Damn," replied the anthropologist, who had been in the jungle
for many months, "I'd sure like to eat her!" To which the guide replied,
"Unh, me too."
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