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• Mother supreme is praying in the chapel, when she hears from outside a lot of yelling and laughing.
  When she look out of the window, she sees all the sisters riding around on their new bikes....
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• WE CAN'T STAND AMERICANS 1. Because they come up here in the summer, wearing funny clothes and carrying skis on the tops of their station wagons.
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  Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
• Dan Quayle Quotes "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind.
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