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• There was an old man of Duluth Whose cock was shot off in his youth.
  He fucked with his nose, And his fingers and toes, And he came through a hole in his tooth....
• Why did the architect have his house made backwards?
  So he could watch TV. (house made == housemaid)...
• What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
  Hey, I'm a fun guy! A man was sitting in a bar and noticed that all the women were paying attention to this real geeky guy....
• Not Thinking Ahead... A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder & a man handed him a card that read "I am a deaf mute.
  May I play through, please?" The 1st man angrily gave the card back, and communicated that "no, he may NOT play through, and that his handicap did not give him such a right....
• A man was golfing, and everything was going the usual way for his game, when he came to the 16th hole and had a hole in one!
  As he reached in the hole to get his ball, out came a genie....
• I've got this compilation of variations on the "My Dog's Got no Nose" joke, which I thought you might like to use in rec.
  humor.funny. I have read your list of submission guidelines, and I know that you don't like people to submit groups of jokes all at once, *but* ....
• Once, a traveling salesman was driving along an old country dirt road, miles from civilization.
  Things would have been fine, but needed to take a shit, real bad....
• Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snowblower coming.
• PLAYBOY'S PARTY Jokes April 1990 º An unemployed stripper begged her agent to find her work.
  He cautioned her that the only job available was at a longshoremen's convention-- typically a rough gig....