Not Thinking Ahead...
A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his
shoulder & a man handed him a card that read "I am a deaf mute. May I play
through, please?"
The 1st man angrily gave the card back, and communicated that "no, he may
NOT play through, and that his handicap did not give him such a right." The
first man whacked the ball onto the green & left to finish the hole.
Just as he was about to put the ball into the hole he was hit in the head
with a golf ball, laying him out cold. When he came to a few minutes later,
he looked around & saw the deaf mute sternly looking at him, one hand on his
hip, the other hand holding up 4 fingers.
A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his
shoulder & a man handed him a card that read "I am a deaf mute. May I play
through, please?"
The 1st man angrily gave the card back, and communicated that "no, he may
NOT play through, and that his handicap did not give him such a right." The
first man whacked the ball onto the green & left to finish the hole.
Just as he was about to put the ball into the hole he was hit in the head
with a golf ball, laying him out cold. When he came to a few minutes later,
he looked around & saw the deaf mute sternly looking at him, one hand on his
hip, the other hand holding up 4 fingers.
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