184 There Once Was A Horse Named Lily Whose Dingus Was Really A Dilly.
184 There once was a horse named Lily
Whose dingus was really a dilly.
It was vaginoid duply,
And labial quadruply --
In fact, he was really a filly.
here was a young person named Frisk whose screwing was really quite brisk but the speed of his action plus Fitzgerald contraction foreshortened his tool to a disk!
129 There was once a mechanic named Bench Whose best tool was a sturdy gut-wrench.
With this vibrant device He could reach, in a trice, The innermost parts of a wench....
Once upon a time, the vicar was walking in the vicarage garden when he came to a lily pond.
There was a little green frog sitting by the pond....
There once was a freshman named Lin, Whose tool was as thin as a pin, A virgin named Joan From a bible belt home, Said "This won't be much of a sin.
Professor Dirac, a famous Applied Mathematician-Physicist, had a horse shoe over his desk.
One day a student asked if he really believed that a horse shoe brought luck....
There once was a floozie named Annie Whose prices were cosy -- but canny
A buck for a fuck, Fifty cents for a suck, And a dime for a feel of her fanny....
Why to not buy Madonna's Lingerie: 10> Far to thin to cost that much 9> Twisted guys wear it more often than girls 8> You don't want to buy that stuff from anyone wearing road pylons on her chest!
7> God knows where her hands have been... 6> God knows where SHE'S BEEN!...
No, it's a feature... Really.