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• 188 There was a young girl of LLewellyn Whose breasts were as big as a melon.
  They were big it is true, But here cunt was big too, Like a bifocal, full-color, aerial view Of Cape Horn and the Straits of Magellan....
• There once was a queen of Bulgaria Whose bush had grown hairier and hairier, Till a prince from Peru Who came up for a screw Had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier.
• 138 There once was a queen of Bulgaria Whose bush had grown hairier and hairie
  Till a prince from Peru Who came up for a screw Had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier....
• 158 There was a young man from East Wubley Whose cock was bifurcated doubly.
  Each quadruplicate shaft Had two balls hanging aft, And the general effect was quite lovely....
• 147 There was a young fellow named Cribbs Whose cock was so big it had ribs.
  They were inches apart, And to suck it took art, While to fuck it took forty-two trips....
• Why to not buy Madonna's Lingerie: 10> Far to thin to cost that much 9> Twisted guys wear it more often than girls 8> You don't want to buy that stuff from anyone wearing road pylons on her chest!
  7> God knows where her hands have been... 6> God knows where SHE'S BEEN!...
• 134 There was a young lady named Brent With a cunt of enormous extent, And so deep and so wide, The acoustics inside Were so good you could hear when you spent.