183 There Was A Young Man Of Lahore Whose Prick Was One Inch And No More.
183 There was a young man of Lahore
Whose prick was one inch and no more.
It was all right for key-holes
And little girl's pee-holes,
But not worth a damn with a whore.
Man with holes in pockets, feels cocky all day.
82 There was a young man with a prick Which into his wife he would stick Every morning and night If it stood up all right -- Not a very remarkable trick.
First rule of holes: If you're in one, STOP DIGGING.
There was a young man from Iraq, Which had holes down the side of his cock, His boyfriend Umberto, could play the concerto, by Johannes Sebastian Bach.
The Genie A couple wins a trip to an expensive golf resort.
When they arrive, they decided to head straight to the front nine and get in a few holes in before dinner....
Windows 3.0: More holes than you can count.
Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
Just a little pin-prick... there'll be no more...
Golf Challenge A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon.
He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home....