182 There Was A Young Fellow Named Kimble Whose Prick Was Exceedingly Nimble, But Fragile And Slender, And Dainty And Tender, So He Kept It Encased In A Thimble.
182 There was a young fellow named Kimble
Whose prick was exceedingly nimble,
But fragile and slender,
And dainty and tender,
So he kept it encased in a thimble.
There was an old fellow named Paul Whose prick was exceedingly small When in bed with a lay He could screw her all day Without touching the vaginal wall.
133 There was a young fellow named Bowen Whose pecker kept growin' and growin'.
It grew so tremendous, So long and so pendulous, 'Twas no godd for fuckin' -- just showin'....
37 There was a young fellow named Fyfe Whose marriage was ruined for life, For he had an aversion To every perversion And only liked fucking his wife.
young man who lived in Khartoum Was exceedingly fond of the womb.
He thought nothing finer Than the female vagina, So he kept three of four in his room....
There was a young man of Nantucket Whose prick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it....
147 There was a young fellow named Cribbs Whose cock was so big it had ribs.
They were inches apart, And to suck it took art, While to fuck it took forty-two trips....
There was a young fellow named Bliss Whose sex life was strangely amiss, For even with Venus His recalcitrant penis Would never do better than t h i s .
167 There was a young fellow of Greenwich Whose balls were all covered with spinach.
He had such a tool It was wound on a spool, And he reeled it out inich by inich....
170 There was a young fellow of Harrow Whose john was the size of a marrow.
He said to his tart, "How's this for a start?...