185 There Was A Young Fellow From Leeds Who Swallowed A Package Of Seeds.
185 There was a young fellow from Leeds
Who swallowed a package of seeds.
Great tufts of grass
Sprouted out of his ass
And his balls were all covered with weeds.
167 There was a young fellow of Greenwich Whose balls were all covered with spinach.
He had such a tool It was wound on a spool, And he reeled it out inich by inich....
There once was a man from Marcasse Who had balls fashioned of brass When jangled together They played 'Stormy Weather' And lightning shot out of his ass.
There was a girl from Dung-D Who got raped by an ape in a tree.
The results were most horrid, all ass and no forehead, 3 balls an a purple gautee......
There was a young man from Peru, who fell asleep in his canoe, while dreaming of Venus, he played with his penis and woke up covered in goo.
This fellow wishes to join an exclusive African lion-hunters club.
Actually, the club's members consist entirely of aging Englishmen, who never do any hunting, and whose only enjoyment comes when some silly sod wants to join....
170 There was a young fellow of Harrow Whose john was the size of a marrow.
He said to his tart, "How's this for a start?...
There was a young fellow named Lancelot, Who his neighbors all looked on askance alot Whenever he'd pass A presentable lass, The front of his pants would advance a lot.