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• 167 There was a young fellow of Greenwich Whose balls were all covered with spinach.
  He had such a tool It was wound on a spool, And he reeled it out inich by inich....
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  She told the young man at the window that she wished to take the $...
• There was a young man named Crockett Whose balls got caught in a socket.
  His wife was a bitch, And she threw the switch, As Crockett went off like a rocket....
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• An attractive young secretary in her first week on the job got some friendly advice about the office Romeo from the more matronly office workers.
  Watch out for 'Tiny' ... Stay away from 'Tiny'," they warned her....
• here was a young person named Frisk whose screwing was really quite brisk but the speed of his action plus Fitzgerald contraction foreshortened his tool to a disk!
• A young couple from the back woods get married and are on their way to Disneyland for their honeymoon.
  When they got within 20 miles the man put his hand on his wifes' knee....