167 There Was A Young Fellow Of Greenwich Whose Balls Were All Covered With Spinach.
167 There was a young fellow of Greenwich
Whose balls were all covered with spinach.
He had such a tool
It was wound on a spool,
And he reeled it out inich by inich.
185 There was a young fellow from Leeds Who swallowed a package of seeds.
Great tufts of grass Sprouted out of his ass And his balls were all covered with weeds....
170 There was a young fellow of Harrow Whose john was the size of a marrow.
He said to his tart, "How's this for a start?...
173 There was an old curate of Hestion Who'd errect at the slightest suggestion.
But so small was his tool He could scarce screw a spool, And a cunt was quite out of the question....
37 There was a young fellow named Fyfe Whose marriage was ruined for life, For he had an aversion To every perversion And only liked fucking his wife.
155 There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different sizes.
His tool when at ease, Hung down to his knees, Oh, what must it be when it rises!...
13 There was a young fellow of Burma Whose betrothed had good reason to murmur.
But now that he's married he's Been using cantharides And the root of their love is much firmer....
130 There was a young man of Bengal Who swore he had only one ball, But two little bitches Unbuttoned his britches, And found he had no balls at all.
In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam, And loud was his mirth For on all of the earth,There were only two balls -- and he had 'em.
182 There was a young fellow named Kimble Whose prick was exceedingly nimble, But fragile and slender, And dainty and tender, So he kept it encased in a thimble.