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• 185 There was a young fellow from Leeds Who swallowed a package of seeds.
  Great tufts of grass Sprouted out of his ass And his balls were all covered with weeds....
• 170 There was a young fellow of Harrow Whose john was the size of a marrow.
  He said to his tart, "How's this for a start?...
• 173 There was an old curate of Hestion Who'd errect at the slightest suggestion.
  But so small was his tool He could scarce screw a spool, And a cunt was quite out of the question....
• 37 There was a young fellow named Fyfe Whose marriage was ruined for life, For he had an aversion To every perversion And only liked fucking his wife.
• 155 There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different sizes.
  His tool when at ease, Hung down to his knees, Oh, what must it be when it rises!...
• 13 There was a young fellow of Burma Whose betrothed had good reason to murmur.
  But now that he's married he's Been using cantharides And the root of their love is much firmer....
• 130 There was a young man of Bengal Who swore he had only one ball, But two little bitches Unbuttoned his britches, And found he had no balls at all.
• In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam, And loud was his mirth For on all of the earth,There were only two balls -- and he had 'em.
• 182 There was a young fellow named Kimble Whose prick was exceedingly nimble, But fragile and slender, And dainty and tender, So he kept it encased in a thimble.