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• There was an old prophet named Moses, Who once said, "A girl is a fool who supposes That a man, as a rule Can boast of a tool Proportionately long as his foot is.
• There was once a man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent To save him the trouble He put it in the double And instead of coming he went.
• There once was a Scot named McAmeter With a tool of prodigious diameter.
  It was not the size That cause such surprise; 'Twas his rhythm -- iambic pentameter....
• 155 There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different sizes.
  His tool when at ease, Hung down to his knees, Oh, what must it be when it rises!...
• 173 There was an old curate of Hestion Who'd errect at the slightest suggestion.
  But so small was his tool He could scarce screw a spool, And a cunt was quite out of the question....
• A worried young man from Stamboul Founds lots of red spots on his tool.
  Said the doctor, a cynic, "Get out of my clinic; Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!...
• There was an old rake from Stamboul Felt his ardor grow suddenly cool.
  No lack of affection Reduced his erection -- But his zipper had just caught his tool....