3) There once was a man from New York
who's tool was as dry as a cork
when he attempted to screw
his tool broke in two
and now his tool is a fork
There was an old prophet named Moses, Who once said, "A girl is a fool who supposes That a man, as a rule Can boast of a tool Proportionately long as his foot is.
There was once a man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent To save him the trouble He put it in the double And instead of coming he went.
There once was a Scot named McAmeter With a tool of prodigious diameter.
It was not the size That cause such surprise; 'Twas his rhythm -- iambic pentameter....
155 There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different sizes.
His tool when at ease, Hung down to his knees, Oh, what must it be when it rises!...
173 There was an old curate of Hestion Who'd errect at the slightest suggestion.
But so small was his tool He could scarce screw a spool, And a cunt was quite out of the question....
A worried young man from Stamboul Founds lots of red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor, a cynic, "Get out of my clinic; Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!...
There was an old rake from Stamboul Felt his ardor grow suddenly cool.
No lack of affection Reduced his erection -- But his zipper had just caught his tool....