Confucius Say: Man With Hole In Pocket Feel Cocky All Day.

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Confucius say:
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

If a train-station is where a train stops what happens at a workstation?

Confucious say: He who stand on toilet is high on pot

confucius say:
when lady say no, she mean maybe
when lady say maybe, she mean yes
when lady say yes, she no lady

Confucius say: He who rapes a man's daughter, draws and quarters his
son, and buries his wife alive in an anthill should not expect to sit
at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.

Confucius say: He who outruns the cheetah is fucking fast on his feet!

Confucius say:
Man who has hand down other mans pants, not necessarily feeling himself today.

Confucius say:
Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Confucious say:
Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent.

Confucious Say: America Good Place to Put Chinese Restuarant.

there was a young person named Frisk
whose screwing was really quite brisk
but the speed of his action
plus Fitzgerald contraction
foreshortened his tool to a disk!