The Elevator...
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) reponded,
Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it
is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in
a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed
and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the
walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the
last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year old
blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his
son...
Go get your mother."
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) reponded,
Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it
is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in
a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed
and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the
walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the
last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year old
blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his
son...
Go get your mother."
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