The Mystery of an Elevator An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.

The Mystery of an Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move.
"Father?" asked the boy.
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a
wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady rolled between them and into a small room. The walls
closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of light with
numbers above the wall light up. They continued to watch the circles light
up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful
24-year-old woman stepped out.
The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother!"