187 There Was A Young Lady Of Lincoln Who Said That Her Cunt Was A Pink'un, So She Had A Prick Lent Her Which Turned It Magenta, This Artful Old Lady Of Lincoln.
187 There was a young lady of Lincoln
Who said that her cunt was a pink'un,
So she had a prick lent her
Which turned it magenta,
This artful old lady of Lincoln.
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe; She had so many children her uterious fell out.
148 There was a young lady whose cunt Could accomodate a small punt.
Her mother said, "Annie, It matches your fanny, Which never was that of a runt....
116 There was a young lady of Twickenham Who thought men had not enough prick in 'em.
On her knees every day To god she would pray To lengthen and stregthen and thicken 'em....
Golf Balls A young man, who worked at a driving range, picked up a couple of dozen old balls one day and took them home with him, stuffing the into his pants pockets.
On the bus on his way home, an elderly old lady sat down next to him, so he had to scrunch them up to make room for her....
57 There was an old lady who lay With her legs wide apart in the hay, Then, calling the ploughman, She said, "Do it now, man!
Don't wait till your hair has turned gray....
90 There was a young lady of Rhyll In an omnibus was taken ill, So she called the conductor, Who got in and fucked her, Which did more good than a pill.
58 There was a young lady of Lee Who scrambled up into a tree, When she got there Her arsehole was bare, And so was her K U N T.
There once was a young lady from Heath, Who circumcised young men with her teeth, She said with a grin, "It's not for the skin," "But rather for the cheese underneath.
There was this young taxi driver who was driving an old farmer who had never been to Amsterdam before.
The driver decided to have a little fun and started telling the old man that it was sometimes boring driving around so he and other drivers drove down old ladies just for the fun of it....