There is no better way to exercise the imagination than the study
of the law.
No artist ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer
interprets the truth.
- Jean Giradoux
A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support
two.
There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those
who know the judge.
"I'll never discuss my lawyer's character in his absence, so
let's discuss his absence of character!
- Michael Lara
"There is no doubt that my lawyer is honest. For example, when
he filed his income tax return last year, he declared half of his
salary as 'unearned income.'"
- ibid
Between grand theft and a legal fee, there only stands a law
degree.
of the law.
No artist ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer
interprets the truth.
- Jean Giradoux
A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support
two.
There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those
who know the judge.
"I'll never discuss my lawyer's character in his absence, so
let's discuss his absence of character!
- Michael Lara
"There is no doubt that my lawyer is honest. For example, when
he filed his income tax return last year, he declared half of his
salary as 'unearned income.'"
- ibid
Between grand theft and a legal fee, there only stands a law
degree.
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