Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took
a little stroll. He noticed that the fence between heaven and
hell was in need of some repair. So he hollers over the fence to
Lucifer.
Saint Peter: "This fence needs some repair. I'll see to it that
it gets fixed if you will help pay for it."
Lucifer: "If you want it fixed, you pay for it."
Saint Peter: "The fence is partly your responsibility and you
will help pay for it or I will sue you for that amount."
Lucifer: "Ha!! Where do you think you are going to get a
lawyer?!"
