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• God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.
  When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, "And where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?...
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  Upon hearing this, Satan laughed, and said, "Where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?...
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  A: If you get lonely, you can always find a good looking sheep....