Related:

• Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman 1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
  2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices....
• When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
• What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
• Things To Ponder... ** Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
  ** If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?...
• The Butterball Turkey Talk-Line's Most Memorable Call
  -- Home alone, a Kentucky woman was in the doghouse when she called the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line....
• You know you're a redneck when...... Your grandmother says, "Come here and look at this before I flush it!
• THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS On the first day of Christmas, my kitten ruined for me.
  ....... A batch of my special hand-print cookies....
• What do you get when you cross a Centipede with a Turkey?
  I don't know wither but at thanksgiving Everyone got a Leg!...
• Michael Dresser in his Baltimore Sun Paper's wine column, Vintage Point, writing about the difficulty of recommending wine for Thanksgiving dinner write
  Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down feast - the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty....